“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via awesomephilia)
| what you said was: | "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves" |
| what you meant was: | "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity" |
| what i heard was: | "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face" |
buzzfeedceleb:
George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.
Fuck yea!
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Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents.
Never in my life have I been more jealous
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Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
this is hilarious and also by emmy cicierega!! source yo shit
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| me when my friends are sad: | insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are |
| them when im sad: | oh sorry |
im a scientist and very important to know goat part
(Source: princessofworms, via awesomephilia)
The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.
(Source: goo.gl, via chihayahearts)
You don’t need to try and make him out to be a good person to like him. That’s the great thing with fiction. It’s okay to care about bad people. But it’s important to admit they are bad people.
ohmygod can everyone sTOP THAT
EVIL…
This
updated version omg
So many reasons this is funny
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